Gotta luv the douche bags online .. .. who treat people like cr@p in private โฆ slander their good name with other douche bags then make โwholesomeโ posts for everyone to see how โsuper amazingโ they are
Working people frequently ask ........retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking...See More ยป
Man on a beach finds bottle with a genie in it....what else???๐The genie tells the man, "You have 3 wishes, but no wishing for more wishes, immortality, or love." The man agrees, closes his eyes and says, "I wish not to die a virgin." The genie replies, "I just told you, no wishing for immortality."
Men.. Here's a question..Do yall think that the tiny players running around on the screen can hear y'all? Cause my man is about to wake the neighbors with all the noise ๐ Like, I'm pretty sure they're not gonna run faster if you scream louder babes.. ๐
Who's got the most intense eyes, Andrew Lincoln, Donald Sutherland, Hugh Laurie, James Spader, Javier Bardem, Jeffery Dean Morgan, Prince,Raul Julia, Robert Downey Jr., or me?
Would a person still face eternal damnation if (s)he sacrifices lifeto donate most of his/her organs, and keep kidneys for the family?
BREAKING NEWS:::::NASA is planning on launching a bunch of cows into space.๐ซฃIt'll be the herd shot 'round the world......It's a high steaks mission.
Joke:::Sorta Closing the Barn Door...funnyA woman tells her doctor, "Kiss me!" The doctor says, "What? Why would I do something like that?" The woman says again, "Kiss me now!" The doctor replies, "Certainly not!" The woman demands a third time, "Doctor, I want you to kiss me!" The...See More ยป