Humans say the cutest things.I find it adorable how they like to state the obvious. Example: โYou look a lot like your momโ Yes, itโs almost as if I got my DNA from her ๐งฌ
A woman is sitting at her recently deceased husbandโs funeral........๐ขA man leans in to her and asks, โDo you mind if I say a word? โNo, go right aheadโ, the woman replies. The man stands, clears his throat, says โPlethoraโ, and sits back down. โThanksโ, the woman says, โthat means a lotโ๐ฅ
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife ......๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฝ......that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for s*x. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey,you know I now...See More ยป
Working people frequently ask ........retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking...See More ยป
Man on a beach finds bottle with a genie in it....what else???๐The genie tells the man, "You have 3 wishes, but no wishing for more wishes, immortality, or love." The man agrees, closes his eyes and says, "I wish not to die a virgin." The genie replies, "I just told you, no wishing for immortality."
Men.. Here's a question..Do yall think that the tiny players running around on the screen can hear y'all? Cause my man is about to wake the neighbors with all the noise ๐ Like, I'm pretty sure they're not gonna run faster if you scream louder babes.. ๐
Who's got the most intense eyes, Andrew Lincoln, Donald Sutherland, Hugh Laurie, James Spader, Javier Bardem, Jeffery Dean Morgan, Prince,Raul Julia, Robert Downey Jr., or me?
Would a person still face eternal damnation if (s)he sacrifices lifeto donate most of his/her organs, and keep kidneys for the family?
BREAKING NEWS:::::NASA is planning on launching a bunch of cows into space.๐ซฃIt'll be the herd shot 'round the world......It's a high steaks mission.