New man is hired at a building site. Every day he arrives in a top-spec Mercedes..joke::☘️. Much scrolling(longThe other builders are wondering how he could afford it and start hassling the foreman thinking he must be getting better pay. After a few days of hassle the foreman decides to ask him what the story is. Foreman: How can you afford that car? New...See More »
This Joke MUST be said in a Dublin accentWhat do you call a Dublin fella who likes breaking up fights? Liam Malone
The fact there's a stairway to heaven............and a highway to hell.... Tells you about the anticipated traffic...🫣
I just realized I left a nugget on my nightstand but I am not home at the momentDo you think my dog will eat it ? 😂
Crashing the Wedding Party::Long:::Dark HumorPoliceman: Why did you kill... ...88 people? What the hell was wrong with you? Driver: I was driving at 100km/h when I saw two men crossing the road. On the roadside, there was a wedding party. I wanted to apply the brakes, but I realized they...See More »
Maybe I'll get a girlfriend if I learn how to pick my nose with a curly fry. Then I wouldn't have to blow my nose in the morning and I could show up to work on time for once, all of this making me more attractive. 🤔
Meanwhile...somewhere:I have just been reading thatby law, you have to turn your headlights on when it’s raining in Sweden. And I’m thinking, “Who the HELL is going to let me know when it’s raining in Sweden?”🌧️
A wife got so mad at her husband.....she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death." He turned around and said, "So, you want me to stay?"💀
An Irishman walks into a bar...An Irishman walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of the front of his pants. The barman says, "What the hell have you got going on there?" The Irishman replied, "Sure and I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
An old Chinese man and an old Jewish man are good friends .....🌽🌽🌽 Husky…and have been for many years. Every day they take a walk to the park, sit on a bench, and feed the ducks. They never say much to each other; they just quietly enjoy each other's company. Which is why the Chinese man is surprised when one day, as...See More »
I had no idea this was lurking in my house My daughter pointed it out. How did I miss it. It must of been from the previous residents Can you see it? Live, Laugh, Love
Hello bastards!What have you been up to lately while I left you unsupervised? Hopefully you’ve been behaving yourselves 🤨
Joke so old Methusalah probably heard it ..StillA lawyer dies and goes to hell. There are 3 rooms and the devil tells him to pick a room. The lawyer says "I know the law and demand to see the rooms first." The devil says fine. The guy walks in the first room and everyone is standing on their heads...See More »