Working people frequently ask ........retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking...See More ยป
Man on a beach finds bottle with a genie in it....what else???๐The genie tells the man, "You have 3 wishes, but no wishing for more wishes, immortality, or love." The man agrees, closes his eyes and says, "I wish not to die a virgin." The genie replies, "I just told you, no wishing for immortality."
Men.. Here's a question..Do yall think that the tiny players running around on the screen can hear y'all? Cause my man is about to wake the neighbors with all the noise ๐ Like, I'm pretty sure they're not gonna run faster if you scream louder babes.. ๐
Who's got the most intense eyes, Andrew Lincoln, Donald Sutherland, Hugh Laurie, James Spader, Javier Bardem, Jeffery Dean Morgan, Prince,Raul Julia, Robert Downey Jr., or me?
Would a person still face eternal damnation if (s)he sacrifices lifeto donate most of his/her organs, and keep kidneys for the family?
BREAKING NEWS:::::NASA is planning on launching a bunch of cows into space.๐ซฃIt'll be the herd shot 'round the world......It's a high steaks mission.
Joke:::Sorta Closing the Barn Door...funnyA woman tells her doctor, "Kiss me!" The doctor says, "What? Why would I do something like that?" The woman says again, "Kiss me now!" The doctor replies, "Certainly not!" The woman demands a third time, "Doctor, I want you to kiss me!" The...See More ยป